"Jack and the Beanstalk", as told by Melody.

Once upon a time there was Jack and the beanstalk.  And there was a thing that happened.  So Jack and the beanstalk runned from the beanstalk, and cut down the beanstalk, so the monster couldn't get down the beanstalk.  He rolled out of the beanstalk, and then, that's the end.

Then they lived happily ever after.

Then they got the beans, and they cooked them, and they had hot chocolate.

Then they lived happily ever after, because the monster was dead, and when the monster was dead, he couldn't climb up the beanstalk.